Monday, April 07, 2008

Lest I'm accused of feigning ignorance again, 10 things you never knew:

1. I've watched The Land before Time at least 12 times as a kid. And I only stopped 'cos the VCR got spoilt and then the tape turned mouldy. And I cried each time I watched it.
2. Ditto for An American Tail.
3. When I was 15, I wanted to get married. As in, at 15. Not that I was in lurve with anyone or anything, I just thought it was a good way to escape from stuff and start life anew. Yea, I was a really stupid teenager.
4. That same year, in an extremely noble sacrifice for art, I donned a fake moustache and a fake chestplate emblazoned with a huge 'L' to portray a certain Sir Losmesod of the Knights of a not-so-round table.
5. When I am having PMS, I sometimes feel like crying for no particular reason.
6. I once kept a paper diary but my Mum found it and asked me about the contents and I've been traumatised ever since.
7. I was once molested by a lizard in the shower.
8. Once, when I was really, really young, I wanted to be a dance hostess. I thought they just wore pretty dresses and danced and partied and get paid just to do that, and I thought that was really cool, and I told my mum about my new ambition, and I nearly got myself involuntarily sterilized.
9. When I'm really rich I will get myself a Christian Dior Saddle bag even though it is not very in anymore. And a Fendi Secret watch, with the dual diamond faces and white leather strap.
10. Since I've kind of run out of Things, I'm actually doing this while LWK is nagging about exams.

-- tee @ 10:54 am |