Wednesday, January 05, 2005

My dearest friends bought me an Alsatian (figurine) as a birthday present. I named it Alfie. It fits nicely in my handbag, so I can carry it around in my Prada like a Hollywood star. It also looks hungry and will probably begin feasting on me less than 3 weeks after my death.

I'm lower than pond scum now; I'm like the bacteria that they feed on. (Thanks, JuJu.)

The TG mates have also joined in the action. What type of guys do you like? I'll keep a lookout for you. Why don't I introduce my friends to you?

Sorry, can better one or not?


-- tee @ 1:11 am |