Tuesday, May 11, 2004

Excerpts from last night's TV marathon:

"Don't be stupid, stupid."

"Let's form a boyband called The Bachelors. You'll be the token tall guy, you'll be the nice guy, you'll be the hunk--- you'll be the ang moh la, what you looking at?"

"I didn't realize babies come with hats. You guys crack me up. You don't have jobs. You can't walk or speak the language. You don't have a dollar in your pockets but you got yourselves a hat so everything's fine. I don't want to alarm you or anything, but I'm Dad. And for you, son --- for you --- this will be the last time I pass the buck, but I think it should be clear from the get-go that it was Mom who named you Huckleberry. I guess she was feeling like life doesn't present enough challenges to overcome on its own."

-- tee @ 12:38 pm |