Friday, October 14, 2005

5 things you should not attempt to do when your head is under siege by a throbbing headache:
1. insist that you already returned the key to the swimming pool locker (it will be in your bag's side pocket)
2. play bridge (although asshole taitee is fine, since you just might be lucky enough to get a tee pair the first time, and once you become the dean it's quite easy to keep your position)
3. try to make a 3-point turn on the Guild House slope (you will either roll forward or accelerate too much and hit the dustbin)
4. tell your friends about how you read somewhere that mixing equal portions of an isotonic drink with water helps cure headaches (they will find out that you thought the brain was a muscle and laugh for 3 minutes and make jokes that they think are really witty, like 'oh you should drink something isotonic then, your muscle doesn't seem to be working.')
5. play your Franz Ferdinand CD at top volume and bop to it while driving home (you will miss the Ang Mo Kio Ave 5 exit)

-- tee @ 10:07 pm |