Thursday, December 23, 2004

NEWSFLASH: There has been a follicular malfunction. Yours truly currently resembles manure.

Translation: I had a terrible haircut and now look like shit.

On the bright side, if a dashing young man starts courting me now, I'll know for sure that it's True Love. (oh yes, i'm making a few bold assumptions here, and maybe some wishful thinking too oh my dear boys and girls if you still love me please kill me.)

And can I shun bian whine about how my left foot still hurts from that 9-foot giant stepping on it at The Hour Glass yesterday?

I'm ugly and am shaped like a barrel.

Even the gorgeous DKNY watch I acquired is scant consolation. Now excuse me while I go weep some more.


-- tee @ 9:45 pm |